MoQ Boy

published 4/16/2026 Here’s my MoQ copy of Twitch Plays Pokemon. But there’s a dilemma: I don’t want to get sued by Nintendo. So enjoy homebrew games instead lul. The emulators are running on VMs in Texas, so don’t flame me if the latency is high. And remember to scroll down and read the actual blog post once you’re done GAMING. astro-island,astro-slot,astro-static-slot{display:contents}(()=>{var e=async t=>{await(await t())()};(self.Astro||(self.Astro={})).only=e;window.dispatchEvent(new Event("astro:only"));})();(()=>{var A=Object.defineProperty;var g=(i,o,a)=>o in i?A(i,o,{enumerable:!0,configurable:!0,writable:!0,value:a}):i[o]=a;var d=(i,o,a)=>g(i,typeof o!="symbol"?o+"":o,a);{let i={0:t=>m(t),1:t=>a(t),2:t=>new RegExp(t),3:t=>new Date(t),4:t=>new Map(a(t)),5:t=>new Set(a(t)),6:t=>BigInt(t),7:t=>new URL(t),8:t=>new Uint8Array(t),9:t=>new Uint16Array(t),10:t=>new Uint32Array(t),11:t=>1/0*t},o=t=>{let[l,e]=t;return l in i?i[l](e):void 0},a=t=>t.map(o),m=t=>typeof t!="object"||t===null?t:Object.fromEntries(Object.entries(t).map(([l,e])=>[l,o(e)]));class y extends HTMLElement{constructor(){super(...arguments);d(this,"Component");d(this,"hydrator");d(this,"hydrate",async()=>{var b;if(!this.hydrator||!this.isConnected)return;let e=(b=this.parentElement)==null?void 0:b.closest("astro-island[ssr]");if(e){e.addEventListener("astro:hydrate",this.hydrate,{once:!0});return}let c=this.querySelectorAll("astro-slot"),n={},h=this.querySelectorAll("template[data-astro-template]");for(let r of h){let s=r.closest(this.tagName);s!=null&&s.isSameNode(this)&&(n[r.getAttribute("data-astro-template")||"default"]=r.innerHTML,r.remove())}for(let r of c){let s=r.closest(this.tagName);s!=null&&s.isSameNode(this)&&(n[r.getAttribute("name")||"default"]=r.innerHTML)}let p;try{p=this.hasAttribute("props")?m(JSON.parse(this.getAttribute("props"))):{}}catch(r){let s=this.getAttribute("component-url")||"<unknown>",v=this.getAttribute("component-export");throw v&&(s+=` (export ${v})`),console.error(`[hydrate] Error parsing props for component ${s}`,this.getAttribute("props"),r),r}let u;await this.hydrator(this)(this.Component,p,n,{client:this.getAttribute("client")}),this.removeAttribute("ssr"),this.dispatchEvent(new CustomEvent("astro:hydrate"))});d(this,"unmount",()=>{this.isConnected||this.dispatchEvent(new CustomEvent("astro:unmount"))})}disconnectedCallback(){document.removeEventListener("astro:after-swap",this.unmount),document.addEventListener("astro:after-swap",this.unmount,{once:!0})}connectedCallback(){if(!this.hasAttribute("await-children")||document.readyState==="interactive"||document.readyState==="complete")this.childrenConnectedCallback();else{let e=()=>{document.removeEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",e),c.disconnect(),this.childrenConnectedCallback()},c=new MutationObserver(()=>{var n;((n=this.lastChild)==null?void 0:n.nodeType)===Node.COMMENT_NODE&&this.lastChild.nodeValue==="astro:end"&&(this.lastChild.remove(),e())});c.observe(this,{childList:!0}),document.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",e)}}async childrenConnectedCallback(){let e=this.getAttribute("before-hydration-url");e&&await import(e),this.start()}async start(){let e=JSON.parse(this.getAttribute("opts")),c=this.getAttribute("client");if(Astro[c]===void 0){window.addEventListener(`astro:${c}`,()=>this.start(),{once:!0});return}try{await Astro[c](async()=>{let n=this.getAttribute("renderer-url"),[h,{default:p}]=await…

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